in the winter i grow antlers

─ Escher Girls: Clothes I'm forced to wear in the majority of MMORPGS ─

eschergirls:

repair-her-armor:

[Please take note that the commentary is just for fun. Bunch of sarcasm. Don’t take it too seriously. I am getting tired of these outfits, though.]

1. The classic Bikini Armor. If you’re lucky you might get an actual shoulder-pad! If the designers even bother doing something more than just a regular bikini, you might get some accessories with stilettos! Exactly what I want in battle. For a extra nice touch; cameltoe.

2. The Lingerie ”Armor”. There’s absolutely nothing that protects you, but it looks really uncomfortable and nice in bed battle! Complete with some feathery, useless shoulder pads!

3. The ever so Stylish Swimsuit! This is usually the armor you get before you get the upgrade Bikini Armor. Bonus points if a choker, thigh-high boots/stockings and a half mask is included!

4. The Abstract Art. Yes, we’re all wondering how the hell that works; how does that thing stay on, how does she walk with those shoes, how on earth is that supposed to protect her and why is half of her naked? All those questions is a part of the costume! They say art say more than thousand words.. or something!

5. The Dominatrix and/or Slave outfit! For those kinky players out there! Complete with leather or latex, fishnets, chains, chokers and whips! Bonus points of the stilettos are sky-high!

6. The Stereotype Shaman or Barbarian! Because she’s clearly so wild and ~exotic~ that she doesn’t need clothes! Best worn with tiny loincloth and underboob-straps!

7. The Cute Frilly Dress! Something you’d LOVE to wear, CONSTANTLY…. in battle! Usually the female “robe” costume, but hey, robes doesn’t show her nice legs! ): For absolute effect, add garterbelts.

8. I call this the Why?. Everything is so massive and made of thick material, but we wouldn’t want to cover her girly parts now, would we? Clearly NO ONE would be aiming there!

9. Nature Thing Something. If you’re not of human race and belong to the nature, expect your outfit to look something like this! Feel completely exposed free! I didn’t even bother with this one, but clearly they don’t even do that in games either. But since you’re not human, it’s totally okay!

10. This is best known as “Just In Case You Forgot”. Have a decent looking outfit, but then they suddenly cut obvious holes around your privates, just reminding you that you have breasts, a butt and a vagina! How nice of them! Bonus if you don’t have a boob-hole, but instead boob-chest-plate!

11. The Everyday Archer! A very classic outfit, complete with a corset and a mini-skirt! Don’t forget the cape, but heavens forbid that you wear it longer than your hips! Then we wouldn’t be able to see your nice butt or legs from behind! *sad face*

12. The Creative Healer! She isn’t supposed to be in close-combat, and sometimes doesn’t even use weapons other than a staff, so minimal armor is understandable… that’s why we give you a dress that leaves you wondering how that thing stays on, and with a leg-slip-thing! We wouldn’t want you to forget you have legs, after all!

13. And finally, your Average Sci-Fi chick! This one is an absolute classic. It has weird cut-outs everywhere, extreme cleavage, patterns pointing to your crotch and chest, and CRAZY shoes! Don’t forget the skin tight, often nearly-transparent, glossy fabric. Perfect battle wear, absolutely perfect!

On the bright side, you never have to worry about being too hot!  >_>  And you save a bundle on fabric!

epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

(Source: sigh-borg)

(I don’t think I ever posted my skateboard design) 

Skateboard deck design for my Product & Packaging class. Spray painted silver, hand-drawn design using a paint pen with holographic sticker paper for the eyes and kanji. 

wishkind:

300 follower giveaway!!! wow cool

you can win:

• a cat zipper sweater (colour + size of your choice)
• a drawing by me (it can be anything!! yeah i know i draw furry shit and stuff like that but i can do humans! ill draw a ship/you or w/e (i wont do any nsfw stuff gomen)
• u dont have to have the drawing if you dont want it omg

RULES!! (read wow)

• reblog as much as you want!! idc man (but be kind to your followers)
• likes dont count but it dosent hurt to like!! (hahh ah)(ha)
• make sure ask box is open omg
• you dont have to be following me, but if you do ill throw in something a little extra for you uwu (maybe)
• if you dont respond within 25 hours sorry man but im picking another winner
• you have to be content w/ giving me your address
• no giveaway/side blogs! 
• ends 3rd of July!!

yeah thats it!! good luck uwu

zeonhime:

the worst feeling about trying to draw is being a mediocre artist. You realize you’re not terrible and family and friends who can’t draw at all tell you all the time how amazing you are, but you, as the artist, have seen what amazing really is and you realize that it isn’t you.

Perfect Isn’t Easy from Oliver & Company

I’ve been wondering all along if you would turn out to be that lovely girl I met on May Day. Why were you scared then?

(Source: deletetheuniverse)

vampirevvekend:

 *touches a ball* did i do the sport

There may come a day when we have to say goodbye
Yet the seasons continue to change obliviously
Even if I lose myself, I'll continue to walk, walk by your side
That's one thing I'd like to never change

"Let It Out" by Miho Fukuhara ♪♫

(Source: hakurens)

souffleguy:

The Doctor’s name from NAME OF THE DOCTOR LEAKED AUDIO ***SPOILERS***

annimate:

chasingcomics:

The Man Who Lives Alone

My Intro to Comics final about ghosts and love.

CHASE CHASE CHASE IS AWESOME

mimars:

rouandyou:

hey-june:

chelseagold:

It is true! Taking watercolor commissions! For more information on pricing and examples, visit my journal here! If interested, drop me a note on my deviantart or send me an ask, for my e-mail! Spread the good word, my comrades! I want to paint for you!

My friend Chelsea is offereing watercolor commissions. DO IT. They’re absolutely beautiful.

Chelsea is an amazing artist you guys <3

yes, yes, and yes,

Super amazing fantastically beautiful watercolor commissions that is. 

vegetasvajayjay:

“In response to Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries not wanting “not so cool” kids or women who wear size large to wear his company’s clothes, Greg Karber has come up with a funny and creative way to readjust the Abercrombie & Fitch brand.

He’s giving their clothes to the homeless.

After scouring his local thrift shop’s “douchebag section,” Karber heads to LA’s Skid Row to dole out the clothes among the homeless population. Watch the stunt and find out how you can be involved in one man’s troll-job on a company with some pretty unflattering business practices in the video above.”